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Amnah. 17. London. Queer as a penguin. bikes, books, cars, shows, movies, music, larry, boys...

"You just focused on the bad stuff when all you had to do was let go of the past and keep moving forward"
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arabellesicardi:

rpattz ALS challenge video is my favorite because it’s the worst. so, basically, in character and totally predictable.  

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gnumblr:

PAPER STARS

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(Source: tipmycrown)

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tattooidea:

"Underneath the footprints it says “I solemnly swear that I am up to no good” in clear UV-reactive ink"

 

 

The Harry Potter geek in me just freaked out.

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vladthehappyfangirlingpsycho:

gunpowderandspark:

mandala-lore:

oldandnewfirm:

beckyybarnes:

Vin Diesel does the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge

reblogging for the fact that he challenged two world leaders and a world icon and made them also plant a tree

The new Cold War.

PLANT A TREE FOR GROOT SPREAD THIS AROUND NOW.

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leskeepthissecret:

Reason 589026 proving Kristen Stewart is gay.

(Source: stewarter)

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trollzin:

error404s:

watch this whole thing please

jfc im laughing my ass off

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(Source: sweetmoonbeam17)

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thisiskatsblog:

thisiskatsblog:

tomlintrash:

Harry’s lyric tweet (8/19/14)

Woooooooowwww. Harry is D.O.N.E.

Harry, mate, please give us some advance warning before shit is going to blow up.

Also clearing the debate on whether Harry is scared to be ‘outed’. He’s outing himself here people.

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postracialcomments:

CNN’s Jake Tapper Telling the Truth about Ferguson

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larrysmidnightmemories:

Outfit Of The Day…

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lift-run-eat-love:

Going out for lunch for my mothers birthday. Does this count as an ootd photo?

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Anecdotes by medical practitioners

"A woman came in for a baby check with her 6-month-old and she had what looked like chocolate milk in the baby’s bottle. So he started explaining to her as kindly as he could that she shouldn’t be giving her baby chocolate milk. At which point she interrupts him and says, ‘Oh that isn’t chocolate milk. It’s coffee! He just loves it!”

"I had a patient come in for an STD check. She was very upset and continued to tell me that she only had one partner. Progressing through my assessment, she further divulged that even if he was sleeping with other people it shouldn’t matter ‘because he uses a condom every time and he makes sure to wash it thoroughly after every use’.”

"Had a lady who measured her baby’s temperature by pre-heating the oven and putting one hand in front of it while the other hand was on the baby’s forehead. She told the nurse her baby’s fever was about 250 degrees.”

"Lady has to have foot amputated and is given waiver forms to sign pre-op. Buddy asks if she needs time to think about it. She’s very nonchalant and doesn’t seem to care much what they do. He gets suspicious and probes a bit as to why she’s not more concerned. She says she gets that they have to operate and it’s OK because the foot will grow back.”

"I had a couple who had been trying to conceive for over two years. I asked all the usual questions, how often do you have sex, any previous pregnancy, etc etc. Something seemed off to me during the consult, so I continued to ask questions. Finally I asked if he ejaculated while inserted into the vagina. Both parties looked confused.Turns out the couple was not having insertional sex at all. I had to awkwardly explain to them how insertional sex works. Diagrams were required.”

"Patient comes in, she’s upset. She’s pregnant, and she doesn’t understand why. She’s on the pill. Upon talking to her at great length, I find out that she only takes the pills on the days that she is sexually active – no other time.”

"Patient comes in with her bf. They are indignant, as if somehow I could’ve prevented [the pregnancy]. The problem? Well, the pills were bothering the girl’s stomach, so, being a gallant bf, he decided to start taking them instead.”

“I was explaining the treatment to the husband of a patient about to be discharged. He kept nodding and agreeing with me, but I knew it was flying over his head. Turned out a fundamental problem was that I was describing the drugs as ‘tablets’ and he had no clue what those were.”

Reddit thread 

(Source: moshita)

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"I’m standing too. Now we’re all standing. We’re 5 jackasses standing in a circle"
The most under appreciated Rocket quote in Guardians of The Galaxy (via journey-goddess)

(Source: pokemasterjack)

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(Source: lydias-martins)